Freebies For Moms To Be

How do I win my sc elections?

Ok, well, student council elections are coming up. This guy at my school is running against me and he has better buttons then I do, and now half of the people who were voting for me are voting for him now. My mom won’t let me have cool buttons. I have better posters, but no one seems to care about those. All we have left to do are the speeches on Monday. Mine is REALLY good, but im afraid it might not be good enough to win. He is REALLY popular and I am too, but he has more people voting for him then I do. I am not allowed to hand out anything except buttons, which means no candy, stickers, or any kind of “freebies”. WHAT DO I DO? HELP!!! I would make a better president than him, but not many people are voting for me! PLEASE HELP! THANKS!

Ask yore momma if you wuz really adopted and she is determined to ruin yore life by denyin you them daggum buttons. Then when she relents nag yore old man to affix a ten dollar bill to each daggum button. That should do the trick.